If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
