then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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