id be glad to
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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