If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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