i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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