I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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