Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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