remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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