How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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