More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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