I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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