ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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