Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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