we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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