you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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