thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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