girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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