Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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