I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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