About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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