Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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