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• (718): View more from New York

  bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch

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  I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?

  (325): View more from Texas

  Jail. That could go wrong.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.

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• (530): View more from California

  Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.

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