do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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