I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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