FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Blood and glitter go together right?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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