apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
wow bdsm is so cute
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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