we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Randomize
