I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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