You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
false alarm. still invincible.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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