sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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