Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
