I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize
