Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Its about making memories worth repressing
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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