that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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