btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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