508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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