Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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