She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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