just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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