How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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