foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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