No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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