How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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