did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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