Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Ladies don't puke and tell
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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