when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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