it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This is the high leading the old right now
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Someone signed my nipple.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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