i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just found puke in my bra..
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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