Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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