So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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