either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
